What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Baraka (Guest) on September 21, 2024

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 14, 2024

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

David Ochieng (Guest) on September 1, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 24, 2024

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Zulekha (Guest) on August 21, 2024

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Rabia (Guest) on August 8, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 5, 2024

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 23, 2024

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Zuhura (Guest) on July 23, 2024

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Jaffar (Guest) on July 13, 2024

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 9, 2024

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 4, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 29, 2024

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Rahma (Guest) on June 25, 2024

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Nyota (Guest) on June 22, 2024

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 17, 2024

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Wande (Guest) on May 29, 2024

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 26, 2024

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Zakaria (Guest) on May 16, 2024

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Mwanais (Guest) on May 11, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Farida (Guest) on May 8, 2024

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 8, 2024

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 8, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 2, 2024

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Shamim (Guest) on May 1, 2024

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 28, 2024

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 28, 2024

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 25, 2024

😄 Too good!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 23, 2024

😄 You totally won the internet today!

John Kamande (Guest) on April 18, 2024

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 17, 2024

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 16, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Mariam (Guest) on April 16, 2024

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Daudi (Guest) on April 14, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Rashid (Guest) on April 10, 2024

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

James Mduma (Guest) on April 9, 2024

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 8, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Zainab (Guest) on March 25, 2024

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Mwanais (Guest) on March 11, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mwagonda (Guest) on March 10, 2024

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 26, 2024

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Rubea (Guest) on February 18, 2024

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Josephine (Guest) on February 15, 2024

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 14, 2024

🤣 Sending this now!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 2, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Husna (Guest) on January 30, 2024

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Ahmed (Guest) on January 26, 2024

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 24, 2024

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 22, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 22, 2024

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 15, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Leila (Guest) on December 30, 2023

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 24, 2023

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 18, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 16, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

George Wanjala (Guest) on December 14, 2023

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 11, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Zubeida (Guest) on December 8, 2023

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Kijakazi (Guest) on December 3, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Rehema (Guest) on November 17, 2023

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋