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KICHEKESHO: Ajira ngumu!! Cheki hawa walivyoamua kujiajiri

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Jamaa mmoja alienda kuomba kazi Mbuga ya Wanyama, akaambiwa nafasi ya Kazi ipo ila hakuna Sokwe, "hivyo utajifanya Sokwe na tutakupa ngozi utavaa"

Jamaa siku ya kwanza akavaa, walipokuja watalii mambo yalienda vizuri, Siku iliyofuata Banda lake liliwekwa juu ya Banda la Simba, Jamaa ktk kuongeza mbwembwe akawa anarukaruka, kwa bahati mbaya si akaangukia ndani ya Banda la Simba, akawa anapiga kelele "Mama nakufaaa!"

Mara yule Simba akamwambia "Acha Ufala ww kelele za nini sasa, mimi mwenyewe Binadamu! rudi kwenye Banda lako kabla watalii hawajaja watatushtukia! chezea ajira ww"………!!

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Mustafa (Guest) on September 4, 2017

πŸ˜„ Dhahabu ya vichekesho!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 1, 2017

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Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 5, 2017

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Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 14, 2017

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Rabia (Guest) on July 8, 2017

πŸ˜† Hiyo punchline ilikuwa kali!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 4, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!

Shukuru (Guest) on April 29, 2017

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🀣

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 24, 2017

πŸ˜„ Umenishika vizuri!

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Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†

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Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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πŸ˜‚ Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu sana!

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Ninashiriki hii na marafiki zangu mara moja! πŸ˜†

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Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁

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Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 25, 2016

Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! πŸ˜‚

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Hii kichekesho inastahili tuzo! πŸ†

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πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

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πŸ˜„ Siwezi hata kupumua, ni kichekesho sana!

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