Kilichotokea baada ya polisi wa kibongo kukutana na mwizi mzungu
Date: July 29, 2021
Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine
POLISI KAKAMATA MZUNGU 'yestaday I saw u at ze maize shop..(jana nilikuona dukani kwa muhindi) when u saw me u started 2 six six.(uliponiona ulianza ku-sitasita) u ran n decided 2 plant a car.(ulikimbia na ukaamua kupanda gari) zen u pot-cry me through ze window.(kisha ukanichungulia dirishani) now sleep down n snake well b4 I cut u a millet.(sasa lala chini kisha nyooka vizuri kabla sijakukata mtama) Chezea lugha wewe..!!!
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