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Kichekesho cha mwalimu na wanafunzi

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Mtoto: Mwalimu mimi nataka nisome darasa la nne kwani hili la3 halinifai.

Mwalimu: Kwa nini unasema hivyo?

Mtoto: Nina akili…

Basi mwalimu akamueleza mkuu wa shule na mkuu kaitisha interview kwa dogo. Maswali ni haya….

Mwalimu: Kwenye ndege kuna matofali 20 tukitoa moja tukalidondosha chini yatabaki mangapi?

Dogo: Yatabaki 19.

Mwalimu: Nipe hatua za kumuweka tembo kwenye friji.

Dogo: Unafungua friji unamuweka tembo kisha unafunga.

Mwalimu: Nipe hatua za kumuweka nyani kwenye friji.

Dogo: Unafungua friji unamtoa tembo ulemuweka..unamueka nyani kisha unafunga friji.

Mwalimu: Kuna sherehe ya siku ya kuzaliwa kwa simba, wanyama wote wameenda kasoro mmoja. Ni nani na kwa nini?

Dogo: Ni nyani kwa sababu tumemuweka kwenye friji.

Mwalimu: Bibi kizee amevuka mto unaokuwaga na mamba na viboko wakali, aliwezaje?

Dogo: Aliweza kwani mamba na viboko nao walienda kwenye sherehe ya kuzaliwa kwa simba.

Mwalimu: Ingawa bibi kizee alivuka mto, baadae alikufa. Unadhani ni kwanini alikufa?

Dogo: Alidondokewa na lile tofali tulotoa kwenye ndege na kutupa chini.

Mwalimu mkuu: Huyu dogo akasome chuo kikuu….
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Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 3, 2022

Hii ni kali! Itaingia kwenye vipendwa vyangu! πŸ˜„

Zuhura (Guest) on June 7, 2022

Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! β˜•πŸ˜†

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 10, 2022

πŸ˜… Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!

Leila (Guest) on May 5, 2022

Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! πŸ˜…

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 2, 2022

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🀣😭

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 18, 2022

Hii imenichekesha sana! πŸ€£πŸ˜†

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 7, 2022

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Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ€£πŸ˜…

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Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 17, 2022

πŸ˜‚ Nalia kwa kweli hapa!

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2022

Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! πŸ˜„

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 14, 2022

πŸ˜‚ Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu sana!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 9, 2022

Haha! Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu! 🀣

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 31, 2022

Hii imenichekesha sana! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 8, 2022

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho gani!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 4, 2021

πŸ˜ƒ Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Sarafina (Guest) on October 31, 2021

Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! πŸ˜ƒ

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 17, 2021

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🀣😭

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 12, 2021

Hii ni ya maana sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Shani (Guest) on September 28, 2021

🀣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 27, 2021

Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! πŸ˜‚

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 22, 2021

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Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 6, 2021

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†

Rukia (Guest) on August 15, 2021

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 14, 2021

Kama kawaida! Bado nacheka! πŸ˜„

Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 13, 2021

πŸ˜„ Kali sana!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 17, 2021

Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! πŸ˜‚

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 15, 2021

Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! πŸ’°

David Chacha (Guest) on June 21, 2021

Hii ni joke ya maana sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 14, 2021

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 24, 2021

Hii kichekesho itaingia moja kwa moja kwenye vipendwa vyangu! πŸ˜‚

Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 6, 2021

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida! πŸ€£πŸ˜†

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 29, 2021

😁 Hii ni dhahabu!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 19, 2021

πŸ˜‚ Ninaituma hii kwa kila mtu ninayemjua!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 11, 2021

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Baridi (Guest) on November 8, 2020

πŸ˜‚ Nitaiiba hii bila shaka!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 9, 2020

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 4, 2020

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜„

Amir (Guest) on October 4, 2020

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! πŸ˜†

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 26, 2020

Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 6, 2020

Hii ni ya kufurahisha! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 1, 2020

πŸ˜‚ Hii ni kali sana!

Raha (Guest) on July 31, 2020

πŸ˜† Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 27, 2020

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 26, 2020

πŸ˜… Bado nacheka!

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Hii imenifurahisha kweli! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 26, 2020

Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 31, 2020

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 22, 2020

Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! πŸ“Œ

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 17, 2020

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu! πŸ‘πŸ€£

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 13, 2020

Huyu alikuwa na point! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 11, 2020

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🀣😊

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 8, 2020

πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Josephine (Guest) on April 6, 2020

Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! 😁

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 21, 2020

Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! πŸ˜†

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 9, 2020

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

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Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 27, 2019

Nimecheka hadi nimepata furaha! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜†

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