Short Answer: The leek! ๐ฃโโ๏ธ๐ฟ
Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! ๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 1, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Tabu (Guest) on September 29, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Zawadi (Guest) on September 26, 2023
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 9, 2023
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
John Lissu (Guest) on September 5, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 29, 2023
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 27, 2023
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 17, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 6, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 3, 2023
๐คฃ This one got me good!
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 26, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Fatuma (Guest) on July 23, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 12, 2023
๐ So funny!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 4, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Kazija (Guest) on July 3, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 30, 2023
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
David Chacha (Guest) on June 30, 2023
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 18, 2023
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 15, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 14, 2023
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Neema (Guest) on June 6, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Khadija (Guest) on May 26, 2023
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 17, 2023
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Bakari (Guest) on May 12, 2023
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Kheri (Guest) on May 6, 2023
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Khalifa (Guest) on April 27, 2023
๐ Added to my favorites!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 18, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Halima (Guest) on April 6, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 31, 2023
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 28, 2023
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Warda (Guest) on March 26, 2023
๐ This joke just made my day!
George Wanjala (Guest) on March 22, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Makame (Guest) on March 19, 2023
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 17, 2023
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Selemani (Guest) on March 11, 2023
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Mariam (Guest) on March 4, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Mwachumu (Guest) on March 2, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 26, 2023
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Jamila (Guest) on February 23, 2023
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Majid (Guest) on February 11, 2023
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Kassim (Guest) on February 9, 2023
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Nassar (Guest) on January 29, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
George Tenga (Guest) on January 25, 2023
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 19, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Baraka (Guest) on January 16, 2023
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 13, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 8, 2023
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 4, 2023
๐ That punchline!
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 2, 2023
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Shani (Guest) on December 31, 2022
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Umi (Guest) on December 30, 2022
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Ann Awino (Guest) on December 27, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Jamal (Guest) on December 25, 2022
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 25, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 20, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Latifa (Guest) on December 15, 2022
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 13, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
John Lissu (Guest) on November 23, 2022
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 16, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 14, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐