The ruler! 📏 Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! 😄 Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! 🤴🏼👑
Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.
Leila (Guest) on March 7, 2015
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Mwanais (Guest) on March 7, 2015
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Yusuf (Guest) on February 23, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 21, 2015
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 20, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Issa (Guest) on February 18, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Hekima (Guest) on February 8, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
John Malisa (Guest) on January 24, 2015
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Yusra (Guest) on January 20, 2015
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 11, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Daudi (Guest) on January 4, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣