Q: What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
A: "Will you be my boo-tiful forever?" 👻💕
Explanation: This playful question combines the monster's spooky nature with his affectionate feelings for his sweetheart. The wordplay on "boo-tiful" adds a humorous touch, as monsters often use the term "boo" to scare people. By asking this question, the monster is humorously showing his love and hoping for a forever-lasting relationship with his sweetheart. The ghost emoji 👻 further emphasizes the monster's charm and adds a delightful twist to the riddle.
Jafari (Guest) on April 24, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
John Lissu (Guest) on April 10, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 6, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Nuru (Guest) on April 4, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Safiya (Guest) on March 23, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 5, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Sekela (Guest) on February 12, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Binti (Guest) on February 4, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Mchuma (Guest) on January 30, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
George Mallya (Guest) on January 17, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Zawadi (Guest) on January 15, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
Amani (Guest) on January 4, 2016
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 23, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 20, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 17, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 17, 2015
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Fatuma (Guest) on December 12, 2015
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
David Chacha (Guest) on December 7, 2015
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 3, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Maulid (Guest) on December 2, 2015
😁 This is gold!
George Ndungu (Guest) on November 30, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 18, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 26, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 26, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Sekela (Guest) on October 6, 2015
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Maneno (Guest) on October 4, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 1, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Khamis (Guest) on September 29, 2015
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 23, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 21, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 18, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 17, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Raha (Guest) on September 17, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 16, 2015
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 1, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 11, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Ahmed (Guest) on August 4, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 2, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Nashon (Guest) on July 27, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 27, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 24, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Kassim (Guest) on July 24, 2015
😆 Bookmarking this!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 15, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Rahma (Guest) on July 11, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
James Malima (Guest) on July 2, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Zainab (Guest) on July 2, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 30, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Salma (Guest) on June 22, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 17, 2015
😂 Gotta save this!
Abdillah (Guest) on June 11, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 5, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Rahim (Guest) on June 1, 2015
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Nashon (Guest) on May 30, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 11, 2015
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 6, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 28, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 27, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Kazija (Guest) on April 23, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 23, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 13, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!