Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! 📣🦖⏰
Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! 😄🌴🍗
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 5, 2024
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 24, 2024
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 22, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 22, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 21, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Hekima (Guest) on August 20, 2024
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 7, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 6, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 1, 2024
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Amani (Guest) on July 17, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 13, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 5, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Jabir (Guest) on July 4, 2024
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Umi (Guest) on June 27, 2024
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 26, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 6, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Biashara (Guest) on June 5, 2024
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 28, 2024
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 22, 2024
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 12, 2024
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Amina (Guest) on May 12, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Rukia (Guest) on May 2, 2024
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 23, 2024
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 19, 2024
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 18, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
David Chacha (Guest) on March 18, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Yusuf (Guest) on March 12, 2024
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 28, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Baridi (Guest) on February 22, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 14, 2024
😃 Instant mood boost!
Fadhili (Guest) on February 6, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 5, 2024
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 1, 2024
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 18, 2024
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 16, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Abubakari (Guest) on January 15, 2024
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Nassar (Guest) on January 15, 2024
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 14, 2024
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Mwinyi (Guest) on January 14, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Josephine (Guest) on January 10, 2024
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 2, 2024
😆 Totally hilarious!
Yusuf (Guest) on December 29, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Sarafina (Guest) on December 26, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 18, 2023
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 10, 2023
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Nashon (Guest) on December 7, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Baraka (Guest) on December 4, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 25, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Mjaka (Guest) on November 16, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Yusra (Guest) on November 7, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 30, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Abubakar (Guest) on October 28, 2023
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 25, 2023
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 24, 2023
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 14, 2023
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Chum (Guest) on September 28, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 22, 2023
😅 I needed that!
Selemani (Guest) on September 3, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 25, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 17, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎