What do you call a left-handed dog?

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 30, 2024

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 24, 2024

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 14, 2024

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 22, 2024

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 17, 2024

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Jaffar (Guest) on July 17, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 11, 2024

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 11, 2024

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

James Malima (Guest) on July 8, 2024

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 22, 2024

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Mazrui (Guest) on June 22, 2024

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 2, 2024

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 1, 2024

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Biashara (Guest) on May 18, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Kheri (Guest) on May 18, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 16, 2024

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 11, 2024

😅 I’m still laughing!

Josephine (Guest) on May 9, 2024

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 7, 2024

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 15, 2024

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Abubakari (Guest) on April 14, 2024

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 10, 2024

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 10, 2024

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 9, 2024

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Jafari (Guest) on March 26, 2024

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 25, 2024

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 24, 2024

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 21, 2024

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 21, 2024

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 20, 2024

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 20, 2024

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 18, 2024

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 15, 2024

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 8, 2024

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Fadhila (Guest) on March 3, 2024

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Mwachumu (Guest) on February 29, 2024

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 22, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 22, 2024

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 2, 2024

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Maimuna (Guest) on February 2, 2024

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 27, 2024

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Mariam (Guest) on January 25, 2024

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 19, 2024

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

John Mushi (Guest) on January 16, 2024

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Abubakari (Guest) on January 11, 2024

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 10, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 9, 2024

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 25, 2023

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Maimuna (Guest) on December 21, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 6, 2023

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Neema (Guest) on December 4, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Mwachumu (Guest) on November 25, 2023

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Mwajuma (Guest) on November 22, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Kazija (Guest) on November 21, 2023

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 7, 2023

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 6, 2023

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 22, 2023

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 14, 2023

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 13, 2023

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 11, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎