Short Answer: Because it was suspected of fowl play! 🦃🚓
Explanation: The turkey was arrested because it was involved in some mischief or mischievous activity, which is known as "fowl play" (a pun on "foul play" and the fact that turkeys are a type of fowl). The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful and humorous touch to the answer.
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 24, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
John Lissu (Guest) on March 22, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 11, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 6, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Nashon (Guest) on March 5, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Fadhili (Guest) on March 4, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 27, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 27, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 25, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Jamila (Guest) on February 23, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 7, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 6, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Yahya (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Umi (Guest) on January 25, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 24, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Leila (Guest) on January 22, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 16, 2017
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 12, 2017
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 10, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 25, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 20, 2016
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 16, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 9, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Zuhura (Guest) on December 4, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Halima (Guest) on November 22, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Abubakar (Guest) on November 13, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Fadhili (Guest) on November 10, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 8, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 5, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Salima (Guest) on October 22, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Kiza (Guest) on October 9, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 2, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 22, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Ndoto (Guest) on September 19, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 13, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 12, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Mariam (Guest) on September 3, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
John Mushi (Guest) on September 2, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Mariam (Guest) on August 13, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Zubeida (Guest) on August 9, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 7, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 24, 2016
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 17, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 11, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Mchawi (Guest) on July 9, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 3, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 22, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Rukia (Guest) on June 21, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 2, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 31, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 31, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 22, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 21, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 19, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Selemani (Guest) on May 7, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 5, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Aziza (Guest) on May 2, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Leila (Guest) on May 2, 2016
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Chiku (Guest) on May 1, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Irene Makena (Guest) on April 24, 2016
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂