Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

Halimah (Guest) on January 31, 2017

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 28, 2017

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mwanais (Guest) on January 22, 2017

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

David Chacha (Guest) on January 22, 2017

😁 This made my day!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 11, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 28, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 21, 2016

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Jabir (Guest) on December 5, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Wande (Guest) on November 24, 2016

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 20, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 12, 2016

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 8, 2016

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Tabu (Guest) on November 8, 2016

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Warda (Guest) on November 2, 2016

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 29, 2016

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Neema (Guest) on October 29, 2016

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 25, 2016

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 25, 2016

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 5, 2016

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Abdillah (Guest) on October 4, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Rukia (Guest) on September 26, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 26, 2016

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 24, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Hassan (Guest) on September 21, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

George Mallya (Guest) on September 9, 2016

😆 Still cracking up!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 3, 2016

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Mariam (Guest) on August 30, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 29, 2016

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Jaffar (Guest) on August 28, 2016

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Fikiri (Guest) on August 27, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Khamis (Guest) on August 19, 2016

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 18, 2016

🤣 This one got me good!

Yusuf (Guest) on August 17, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Hamida (Guest) on August 8, 2016

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Leila (Guest) on August 6, 2016

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 2, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Zakaria (Guest) on July 31, 2016

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 31, 2016

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Abdullah (Guest) on July 31, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 12, 2016

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Sofia (Guest) on July 6, 2016

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 1, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 1, 2016

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Maida (Guest) on June 29, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 26, 2016

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Nassor (Guest) on June 25, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 25, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 11, 2016

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 10, 2016

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Hawa (Guest) on June 7, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 6, 2016

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Kahina (Guest) on June 4, 2016

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 2, 2016

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 30, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 30, 2016

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 23, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 17, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 25, 2016

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Amina (Guest) on April 21, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 20, 2016

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓