Short Answer: Because he's afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Explanation: Elephants are known for their incredible size and strength, but they can also be afraid of small creatures like mice. In this funny scenario, the elephant's fear of the mouse prevents it from using the computer since a computer typically requires the use of a mouse or touchpad. The play on words between a computer mouse and a literal mouse adds a humorous twist to the riddle, making it light-hearted and entertaining. ๐คฃ๐ญ
Nahida (Guest) on May 9, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Shabani (Guest) on May 1, 2017
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 27, 2017
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 27, 2017
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 24, 2017
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Khamis (Guest) on April 5, 2017
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Salum (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Rahim (Guest) on March 23, 2017
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 3, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Ibrahim (Guest) on February 24, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 21, 2017
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 19, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Majid (Guest) on February 15, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
James Kawawa (Guest) on February 12, 2017
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Jaffar (Guest) on February 12, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 11, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
John Lissu (Guest) on January 30, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 22, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Salum (Guest) on January 2, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 31, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Yusuf (Guest) on December 21, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 17, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 14, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
John Mushi (Guest) on December 11, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 9, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 7, 2016
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 20, 2016
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 20, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Sultan (Guest) on November 15, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 13, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Abubakari (Guest) on November 9, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Zawadi (Guest) on November 7, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 31, 2016
๐ Nailed it!
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 30, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 15, 2016
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 9, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Zuhura (Guest) on October 3, 2016
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Baridi (Guest) on September 28, 2016
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 24, 2016
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 21, 2016
๐ What a joke!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 19, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 18, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 17, 2016
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 3, 2016
๐ Too good!
Daudi (Guest) on September 1, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
George Tenga (Guest) on August 16, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 15, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Furaha (Guest) on August 12, 2016
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Shani (Guest) on July 19, 2016
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 19, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 17, 2016
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 5, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 29, 2016
๐ Saving this one!
Maida (Guest) on June 11, 2016
๐ That punchline was epic!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 24, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Sofia (Guest) on May 20, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Hashim (Guest) on May 18, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 17, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Khatib (Guest) on May 10, 2016
๐ Instant mood boost!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 9, 2016
๐ This is too funny!