Short Answer: Because he's afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Explanation: Elephants are known for their incredible size and strength, but they can also be afraid of small creatures like mice. In this funny scenario, the elephant's fear of the mouse prevents it from using the computer since a computer typically requires the use of a mouse or touchpad. The play on words between a computer mouse and a literal mouse adds a humorous twist to the riddle, making it light-hearted and entertaining. 🤣🐭
Nahida (Guest) on May 9, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Shabani (Guest) on May 1, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 27, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 27, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 24, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Khamis (Guest) on April 5, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Salum (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Rahim (Guest) on March 23, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 3, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Ibrahim (Guest) on February 24, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 21, 2017
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 19, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Majid (Guest) on February 15, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
James Kawawa (Guest) on February 12, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Jaffar (Guest) on February 12, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 11, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
John Lissu (Guest) on January 30, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 22, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Salum (Guest) on January 2, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 31, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Yusuf (Guest) on December 21, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 17, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 14, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
John Mushi (Guest) on December 11, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 9, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 7, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 20, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 20, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Sultan (Guest) on November 15, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 13, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Abubakari (Guest) on November 9, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Zawadi (Guest) on November 7, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 31, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 30, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 15, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 9, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Zuhura (Guest) on October 3, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Baridi (Guest) on September 28, 2016
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 24, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 21, 2016
😄 What a joke!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 19, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 18, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 17, 2016
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 3, 2016
😄 Too good!
Daudi (Guest) on September 1, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
George Tenga (Guest) on August 16, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 15, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Furaha (Guest) on August 12, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
Shani (Guest) on July 19, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 19, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 17, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 5, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 29, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
Maida (Guest) on June 11, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 24, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Sofia (Guest) on May 20, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Hashim (Guest) on May 18, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 17, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Khatib (Guest) on May 10, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 9, 2016
😂 This is too funny!