Ibrahim (Guest) on March 25, 2017

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 24, 2017

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Ann Awino (Guest) on March 23, 2017

😆 I’m dying over here!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 12, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 1, 2017

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Mustafa (Guest) on February 18, 2017

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Leila (Guest) on February 11, 2017

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 30, 2017

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 27, 2017

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Khatib (Guest) on January 21, 2017

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 20, 2017

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Yahya (Guest) on January 10, 2017

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Hawa (Guest) on January 5, 2017

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mohamed (Guest) on January 3, 2017

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 31, 2016

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Habiba (Guest) on December 28, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Zubeida (Guest) on December 12, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Bahati (Guest) on November 26, 2016

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 14, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 2, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 16, 2016

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Nashon (Guest) on October 1, 2016

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 28, 2016

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Shamsa (Guest) on September 27, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Maida (Guest) on September 24, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 21, 2016

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 9, 2016

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 17, 2016

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 16, 2016

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 3, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 31, 2016

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Fadhili (Guest) on July 30, 2016

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Mjaka (Guest) on July 28, 2016

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 18, 2016

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 13, 2016

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 29, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Hashim (Guest) on June 5, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Ndoto (Guest) on June 3, 2016

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Aziza (Guest) on May 21, 2016

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 21, 2016

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Halima (Guest) on May 17, 2016

😄 You got me good!

Bahati (Guest) on May 9, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 7, 2016

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 25, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Tambwe (Guest) on April 16, 2016

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 6, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Nchi (Guest) on March 30, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 29, 2016

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Umi (Guest) on March 20, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 15, 2016

😆 Saving this one!

Maulid (Guest) on March 14, 2016

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 12, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 6, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 5, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 26, 2016

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Latifa (Guest) on February 26, 2016

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 25, 2016

😂 This joke just made my day!

Mustafa (Guest) on February 24, 2016

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 20, 2016

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 19, 2016

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳