Short Answer: A pair of pants! 🩳😄
Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! 🙃
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 6, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 29, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
James Mduma (Guest) on March 28, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Mchuma (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 7, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 1, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Salum (Guest) on March 1, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Abdillah (Guest) on February 23, 2017
😄 What a joke!
Fatuma (Guest) on February 20, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Masika (Guest) on February 14, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 8, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Daudi (Guest) on February 6, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Abubakar (Guest) on January 25, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 23, 2017
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Asha (Guest) on January 22, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 17, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Nasra (Guest) on January 16, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 8, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Kijakazi (Guest) on December 26, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 15, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 15, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Kassim (Guest) on December 8, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 3, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Raha (Guest) on November 25, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 25, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
David Nyerere (Guest) on November 23, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Josephine (Guest) on November 21, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Daudi (Guest) on November 20, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 4, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 4, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 4, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Athumani (Guest) on October 30, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Sekela (Guest) on October 27, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Fadhila (Guest) on October 7, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 20, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Mwachumu (Guest) on September 18, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 13, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 7, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
Rukia (Guest) on September 1, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Amina (Guest) on August 31, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 31, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
Azima (Guest) on August 29, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 20, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Tambwe (Guest) on August 15, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 1, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
David Chacha (Guest) on July 18, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 16, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Mtumwa (Guest) on July 6, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Jamila (Guest) on June 28, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Bakari (Guest) on June 22, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Zakaria (Guest) on June 21, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 19, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 15, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 15, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Mashaka (Guest) on June 7, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 5, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 21, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Mwajuma (Guest) on May 16, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 15, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 14, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️