Short Answer: A pair of pants! ๐ฉณ๐
Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! ๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 6, 2017
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 29, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
James Mduma (Guest) on March 28, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Mchuma (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 7, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 1, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Salum (Guest) on March 1, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Abdillah (Guest) on February 23, 2017
๐ What a joke!
Fatuma (Guest) on February 20, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Masika (Guest) on February 14, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 8, 2017
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Daudi (Guest) on February 6, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Abubakar (Guest) on January 25, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 23, 2017
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Asha (Guest) on January 22, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 17, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Nasra (Guest) on January 16, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 8, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Kijakazi (Guest) on December 26, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 15, 2016
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 15, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Kassim (Guest) on December 8, 2016
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 3, 2016
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Raha (Guest) on November 25, 2016
๐ That punchline was epic!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 25, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
David Nyerere (Guest) on November 23, 2016
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Josephine (Guest) on November 21, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Daudi (Guest) on November 20, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 4, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 4, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 4, 2016
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Athumani (Guest) on October 30, 2016
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Sekela (Guest) on October 27, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Fadhila (Guest) on October 7, 2016
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 20, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Mwachumu (Guest) on September 18, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 13, 2016
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 7, 2016
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Rukia (Guest) on September 1, 2016
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Amina (Guest) on August 31, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 31, 2016
๐ Iโm dying!
Azima (Guest) on August 29, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 20, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Tambwe (Guest) on August 15, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 1, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
David Chacha (Guest) on July 18, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 16, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Mtumwa (Guest) on July 6, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Jamila (Guest) on June 28, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Bakari (Guest) on June 22, 2016
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Zakaria (Guest) on June 21, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 19, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 15, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 15, 2016
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Mashaka (Guest) on June 7, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 5, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 21, 2016
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Mwajuma (Guest) on May 16, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 15, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 14, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ