What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer?

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 10, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 26, 2017

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Maida (Guest) on February 11, 2017

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 3, 2017

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 23, 2017

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Shabani (Guest) on January 13, 2017

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Hawa (Guest) on January 12, 2017

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 9, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 31, 2016

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 30, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Saidi (Guest) on December 25, 2016

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 23, 2016

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Nahida (Guest) on December 21, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Mtumwa (Guest) on November 20, 2016

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Rashid (Guest) on November 15, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Sofia (Guest) on November 7, 2016

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 7, 2016

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Jamila (Guest) on November 3, 2016

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 2, 2016

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

James Malima (Guest) on October 25, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 24, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Nuru (Guest) on October 23, 2016

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 17, 2016

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Sekela (Guest) on October 12, 2016

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Yahya (Guest) on October 12, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 5, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 5, 2016

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 4, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

George Wanjala (Guest) on September 25, 2016

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Shamim (Guest) on September 21, 2016

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 13, 2016

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 10, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Khatib (Guest) on September 6, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 31, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 30, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 23, 2016

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Azima (Guest) on August 19, 2016

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Daudi (Guest) on August 16, 2016

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 15, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Zubeida (Guest) on August 9, 2016

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Bahati (Guest) on July 22, 2016

😂 This is a keeper!

Hamida (Guest) on July 20, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 16, 2016

😂 Gotta save this!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 3, 2016

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 1, 2016

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 19, 2016

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 14, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 7, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Abdullah (Guest) on June 4, 2016

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 2, 2016

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Nassar (Guest) on May 28, 2016

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Majid (Guest) on May 27, 2016

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 14, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Jabir (Guest) on May 2, 2016

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Wande (Guest) on April 25, 2016

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Sekela (Guest) on April 22, 2016

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Khatib (Guest) on April 7, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Leila (Guest) on April 5, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 2, 2016

😄 You got me good!

Majid (Guest) on April 1, 2016

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥