Short answer: A Shampoodle! π©πββοΈ
Explanation: A Shampoodle is a play on words between "shampoo" and "poodle." Poodles are known for their fancy hairstyles and their love for grooming. So, it's no surprise that a Shampoodle, a fictional dog breed, would absolutely adore going to the groomer! πΏπ
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 3, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Maulid (Guest) on March 21, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Halima (Guest) on March 10, 2017
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 2, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 16, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Husna (Guest) on February 10, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
John Lissu (Guest) on January 28, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 25, 2017
π Pure comedy gold!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 24, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 8, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 8, 2017
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 6, 2017
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 5, 2017
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Mzee (Guest) on December 28, 2016
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
Mashaka (Guest) on December 26, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 24, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 21, 2016
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 18, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 7, 2016
π Nailed it!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 1, 2016
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Ahmed (Guest) on November 24, 2016
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Omar (Guest) on October 31, 2016
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Jamal (Guest) on October 28, 2016
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Rahma (Guest) on October 28, 2016
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 20, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 15, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 13, 2016
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 11, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Abdillah (Guest) on October 4, 2016
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Faiza (Guest) on September 26, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 11, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Kahina (Guest) on September 10, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Daudi (Guest) on August 31, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 24, 2016
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 19, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 18, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
Hekima (Guest) on August 8, 2016
π Iβm still cracking up!
Chum (Guest) on July 27, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 17, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Amina (Guest) on July 15, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 10, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Shani (Guest) on June 29, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Salima (Guest) on June 27, 2016
π What a joke!
Rukia (Guest) on June 25, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Mariam (Guest) on June 24, 2016
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 17, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 13, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 6, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
James Kimani (Guest) on May 30, 2016
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Azima (Guest) on May 24, 2016
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Latifa (Guest) on May 23, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Abubakar (Guest) on May 15, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 8, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
John Kamande (Guest) on May 7, 2016
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Ahmed (Guest) on May 5, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
Rashid (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 27, 2016
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Warda (Guest) on April 19, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ