The turkey, because it knows how to make everyone go "gobble, gobble"! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "smells" as both a pleasant aroma and a clever play on words. By suggesting that the turkey smells the best, it adds a humorous twist since turkeys are typically the star of the Thanksgiving feast. The use of the turkey emoji and the phrase "gobble, gobble" further emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted tone.
Hassan (Guest) on February 21, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Omar (Guest) on February 18, 2017
๐ Totally hilarious!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 17, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
David Sokoine (Guest) on February 15, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 30, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Raha (Guest) on January 24, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 24, 2017
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
David Musyoka (Guest) on January 22, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Selemani (Guest) on January 22, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 10, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 4, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 2, 2017
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 31, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 28, 2016
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 15, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Makame (Guest) on December 1, 2016
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 29, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 26, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Mwajabu (Guest) on November 23, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 8, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 23, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 20, 2016
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 18, 2016
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Abdillah (Guest) on October 18, 2016
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 4, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
John Lissu (Guest) on October 3, 2016
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 27, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Nyota (Guest) on September 17, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Jaffar (Guest) on September 8, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 6, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 2, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 28, 2016
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Mhina (Guest) on August 24, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 14, 2016
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Mwanais (Guest) on August 8, 2016
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Nassar (Guest) on August 6, 2016
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 4, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Kiza (Guest) on August 3, 2016
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 1, 2016
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 30, 2016
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 23, 2016
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Zawadi (Guest) on July 20, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 18, 2016
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on June 30, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Fikiri (Guest) on June 20, 2016
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 13, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
John Lissu (Guest) on June 11, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 5, 2016
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 5, 2016
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Khalifa (Guest) on June 3, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Rahma (Guest) on June 2, 2016
๐ That punchline was epic!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 30, 2016
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Nassar (Guest) on May 28, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Athumani (Guest) on May 19, 2016
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 15, 2016
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 13, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 11, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Abubakari (Guest) on May 6, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 5, 2016
๐ You got me good!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 22, 2016
๐ This joke just made my day!