What kind of weather does a turkey like?

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 2, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 2, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 23, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 23, 2017

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Ndoto (Guest) on February 8, 2017

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Rukia (Guest) on February 5, 2017

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Frank Macha (Guest) on February 4, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 1, 2017

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Kheri (Guest) on January 31, 2017

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 30, 2017

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 23, 2017

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 22, 2017

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 20, 2017

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 14, 2017

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 7, 2017

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 7, 2017

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Salma (Guest) on December 28, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 26, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 19, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 18, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Mwanais (Guest) on December 18, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 15, 2016

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 14, 2016

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Grace Minja (Guest) on December 2, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 26, 2016

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 25, 2016

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 20, 2016

😂 I need to save this one forever!

John Kamande (Guest) on October 31, 2016

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 28, 2016

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 24, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 21, 2016

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 14, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 14, 2016

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Faiza (Guest) on September 22, 2016

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 18, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 18, 2016

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Asha (Guest) on September 17, 2016

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 12, 2016

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Neema (Guest) on September 8, 2016

😅 I needed that laugh!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 7, 2016

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 28, 2016

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Ali (Guest) on August 16, 2016

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 10, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 8, 2016

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 31, 2016

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 28, 2016

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Kiza (Guest) on July 13, 2016

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 13, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Ndoto (Guest) on July 12, 2016

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 12, 2016

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 11, 2016

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 8, 2016

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Shani (Guest) on July 3, 2016

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Selemani (Guest) on June 24, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 23, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Zainab (Guest) on June 13, 2016

🤣 Pure genius!

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 24, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Baraka (Guest) on May 24, 2016

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 5, 2016

😁 This made my day!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 3, 2016

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤