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What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโ€™s Day?

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Question: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโ€™s Day?


Answer: Cauliflower! ๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿฅฆ


Explanation: You definitely don't want to receive cauliflower on Valentine's Day because, well, it's not exactly the most romantic flower! While flowers like roses and tulips are traditional symbols of love and affection, receiving a bouquet of cauliflower would be quite unexpected and possibly confusing. Plus, who wants a bouquet of vegetables when they're expecting a beautiful arrangement of colorful blooms? ๐Ÿ˜„

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Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 17, 2017

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒ™

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 16, 2017

Absolutely hilarious! Canโ€™t get enough! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Khadija (Guest) on April 6, 2017

๐Ÿ˜ Definitely my new go-to joke!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 5, 2017

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐Ÿ•’โœˆ๏ธ

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 1, 2017

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜ญ

Rukia (Guest) on March 22, 2017

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ”Œ

Chiku (Guest) on February 25, 2017

๐Ÿ˜‚ I can't stop laughing at this one!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 1, 2017

Iโ€™m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿคฏ

David Chacha (Guest) on January 24, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿคฃ

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 17, 2017

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฏ

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 23, 2016

Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐Ÿ†

Hashim (Guest) on December 18, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ…

Farida (Guest) on December 17, 2016

๐Ÿ˜‚ Gotta save this!

Shabani (Guest) on December 16, 2016

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ–๏ธ

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 15, 2016

If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“…

Hawa (Guest) on November 18, 2016

If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“†

John Mushi (Guest) on November 18, 2016

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘“

Saidi (Guest) on November 10, 2016

You know youโ€™re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ”ฅ

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 25, 2016

I hate when Iโ€™m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 7, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐Ÿ˜ด

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 26, 2016

๐Ÿ˜ This is an absolute gem of a joke!

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I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿงน

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 8, 2016

๐Ÿคฃ This oneโ€™s fire!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 8, 2016

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ•บ

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Iโ€™m not arguing, Iโ€™m just explaining why Iโ€™m right. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Arifa (Guest) on August 14, 2016

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ

Raha (Guest) on August 13, 2016

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฅ

Sarafina (Guest) on August 10, 2016

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐Ÿ˜„

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 7, 2016

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 27, 2016

Why couldnโ€™t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘€

Fatuma (Guest) on July 23, 2016

Whatโ€™s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐ŸŽค

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 22, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโ€™m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚

Mwajabu (Guest) on July 20, 2016

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐Ÿฆ‰๐ŸŽฉ

Neema (Guest) on July 19, 2016

Why canโ€™t you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโ€™ll let it go! ๐ŸŽˆโ„๏ธ

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 29, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 28, 2016

This is pure comedy gold! ๐Ÿ˜„

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Iโ€™m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ”ง

Zainab (Guest) on June 18, 2016

๐Ÿ˜‚ I havenโ€™t laughed this hard in a while!

Amir (Guest) on June 18, 2016

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ‹

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 15, 2016

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโ€™t handle the power struggle! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ”‹

Jamal (Guest) on June 12, 2016

I canโ€™t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโ€™s seven years in a row now. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 11, 2016

What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโ€™t look, Iโ€™m changing! ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿš—

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 27, 2016

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅ

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 22, 2016

I canโ€™t wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐ŸŽ‰

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 18, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโ€™t laugh at yourself, call meโ€”Iโ€™ll laugh at you. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ž

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 9, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐ŸŒ‹โค๏ธ

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 16, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ŸŽฏ

Mwanais (Guest) on April 15, 2016

Iโ€™m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ฌ

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 14, 2016

Thereโ€™s no 'we' in fries. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿคจ

Sekela (Guest) on April 12, 2016

Iโ€™m not lazy, Iโ€™m on energy-saving mode. ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ”‹

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 31, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 27, 2016

Iโ€™m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜‚

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๐Ÿ˜„ You totally won the internet today!

Ann Awino (Guest) on March 26, 2016

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ

Ali (Guest) on March 25, 2016

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ’ƒ

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 25, 2016

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโ€™t like bills! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ’ต

Fadhili (Guest) on March 23, 2016

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโ€™t add up! โž•๐Ÿคจ

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 11, 2016

Whatโ€™s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ–ค

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 2, 2016

๐Ÿคฃ Sending this now!

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