What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? 🐿️❤️
A nutty love letter! 💌🥜
Explanation:
This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! 🐿️❤️💌🥜
Yusra (Guest) on February 14, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 9, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Arifa (Guest) on February 2, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 2, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Maulid (Guest) on February 1, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Sharifa (Guest) on January 31, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 22, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Halima (Guest) on January 3, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
Masika (Guest) on December 28, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Zuhura (Guest) on December 14, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 13, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Ann Awino (Guest) on December 8, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 5, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 2, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 24, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 22, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Kheri (Guest) on November 15, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 15, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 12, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Mchawi (Guest) on November 9, 2016
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Zubeida (Guest) on October 31, 2016
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 19, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Umi (Guest) on October 16, 2016
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 16, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Maneno (Guest) on October 16, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Grace Minja (Guest) on October 12, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 29, 2016
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Binti (Guest) on September 15, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Leila (Guest) on September 10, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Abubakari (Guest) on September 6, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Maulid (Guest) on August 31, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 18, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Khamis (Guest) on August 17, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 14, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Asha (Guest) on August 11, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 9, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 4, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 11, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 28, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 20, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Daudi (Guest) on June 17, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 16, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 19, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 8, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 6, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Furaha (Guest) on March 6, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Shukuru (Guest) on March 4, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
Nahida (Guest) on March 3, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Khatib (Guest) on February 29, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Arifa (Guest) on February 22, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 16, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 15, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Samuel Were (Guest) on February 14, 2016
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Omar (Guest) on February 8, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Nuru (Guest) on February 7, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Ibrahim (Guest) on January 29, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Sultan (Guest) on January 25, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 24, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 21, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠