Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 9, 2017

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Nassor (Guest) on February 3, 2017

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Rashid (Guest) on February 1, 2017

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Rehema (Guest) on January 30, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 28, 2017

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Ali (Guest) on January 27, 2017

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 16, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 15, 2017

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Sharifa (Guest) on January 15, 2017

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 28, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

George Wanjala (Guest) on December 24, 2016

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Shabani (Guest) on December 18, 2016

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 9, 2016

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 9, 2016

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Hassan (Guest) on December 6, 2016

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 3, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Masika (Guest) on November 29, 2016

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Chum (Guest) on November 20, 2016

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Zuhura (Guest) on November 20, 2016

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 19, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 14, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 14, 2016

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Raha (Guest) on November 6, 2016

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 26, 2016

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 24, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Tabu (Guest) on October 14, 2016

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 28, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Leila (Guest) on September 23, 2016

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

John Kamande (Guest) on September 20, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 5, 2016

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 4, 2016

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 29, 2016

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 20, 2016

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Hamida (Guest) on August 19, 2016

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Issa (Guest) on August 16, 2016

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Faiza (Guest) on July 22, 2016

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 21, 2016

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 20, 2016

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 16, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 8, 2016

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 30, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 2, 2016

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Abdillah (Guest) on June 1, 2016

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 29, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 25, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 7, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Yusuf (Guest) on May 5, 2016

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 30, 2016

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 29, 2016

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Latifa (Guest) on April 28, 2016

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 20, 2016

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 19, 2016

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 19, 2016

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Aziza (Guest) on April 16, 2016

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Hassan (Guest) on April 11, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 24, 2016

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Zuhura (Guest) on March 5, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 25, 2016

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 17, 2016

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Abdillah (Guest) on January 28, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪