Why are fish so smart?

Biashara (Guest) on February 28, 2018

😁 Added to my favorites!

Nashon (Guest) on February 9, 2018

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 8, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 6, 2018

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 31, 2018

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Yusuf (Guest) on January 5, 2018

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Josephine (Guest) on December 30, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 14, 2017

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Jabir (Guest) on December 10, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mariam (Guest) on December 6, 2017

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mohamed (Guest) on December 1, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 25, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Shukuru (Guest) on November 25, 2017

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 24, 2017

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 13, 2017

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 6, 2017

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Shamim (Guest) on November 2, 2017

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 9, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Jabir (Guest) on October 8, 2017

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Rehema (Guest) on October 8, 2017

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 1, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Nashon (Guest) on September 29, 2017

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 20, 2017

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Zainab (Guest) on September 12, 2017

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 12, 2017

😄 You got me!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 10, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 6, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Mchawi (Guest) on September 2, 2017

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 23, 2017

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Chiku (Guest) on August 15, 2017

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 14, 2017

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 8, 2017

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 4, 2017

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Maulid (Guest) on August 3, 2017

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Zakia (Guest) on July 28, 2017

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 15, 2017

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Shukuru (Guest) on July 13, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 2, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 30, 2017

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Yusuf (Guest) on June 21, 2017

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Sofia (Guest) on June 17, 2017

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Jamila (Guest) on June 15, 2017

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 13, 2017

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 12, 2017

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Maimuna (Guest) on June 5, 2017

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 30, 2017

😁 This just made my day!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 25, 2017

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 24, 2017

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Mtumwa (Guest) on April 26, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 24, 2017

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 21, 2017

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 21, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 20, 2017

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Athumani (Guest) on April 14, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 9, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 23, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 19, 2017

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 7, 2017

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Mchuma (Guest) on March 3, 2017

🤣 This one’s fire!

Irene Makena (Guest) on March 1, 2017

😅 I needed that laugh!