Short Answer: Because snakes are hiss-terical experts at spotting ssssly tricks! 🐍😜
Short Explanation: Snakes have a keen sense of perception and can detect even the slightest movements or deceptive actions. Their hiss-terical expertise is no match for tricky intentions. So, it's best to steer clear of fooling these slithery creatures, unless you want to end up in a snake's twisted prank! 🙅♂️🐍😂
Daudi (Guest) on December 8, 2017
😆 That punchline!
Khatib (Guest) on December 1, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 29, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 21, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Nashon (Guest) on November 11, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 4, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Halima (Guest) on October 31, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 29, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Nasra (Guest) on October 26, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 14, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 13, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Abdullah (Guest) on October 10, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Zawadi (Guest) on October 2, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 28, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 13, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 25, 2017
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 23, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Zakia (Guest) on August 12, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Mgeni (Guest) on August 10, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Baraka (Guest) on August 10, 2017
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Chiku (Guest) on July 22, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 22, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Maneno (Guest) on July 19, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
Mchawi (Guest) on July 17, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Arifa (Guest) on July 15, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 12, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 4, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 23, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Yahya (Guest) on June 17, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
John Kamande (Guest) on June 16, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Wande (Guest) on June 15, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Khamis (Guest) on June 12, 2017
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Sarafina (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Farida (Guest) on June 5, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 2, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 21, 2017
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 20, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 17, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 16, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
John Mushi (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Chum (Guest) on April 28, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 25, 2017
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Zakia (Guest) on April 22, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Chris Okello (Guest) on April 18, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Jamal (Guest) on April 17, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Abdullah (Guest) on April 5, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 2, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 28, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Wande (Guest) on March 16, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 13, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 4, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
John Lissu (Guest) on March 4, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 2, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 15, 2017
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 11, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 5, 2017
😄 You got me!
Hawa (Guest) on January 31, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Rukia (Guest) on January 30, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Farida (Guest) on January 16, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 12, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡