Short Answer: Because it had a bone to pick with the chicken! 🐔💀
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of "bone to pick," suggesting that the skeleton was crossing the road to have a disagreement or settle an issue with the chicken. It adds a humorous twist to the classic joke, creating a playful and amusing atmosphere. The emoji of a chicken and a skull further enhances the lighthearted tone.
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 26, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 22, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Hashim (Guest) on June 13, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 10, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 10, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 2, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Mzee (Guest) on May 28, 2018
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Latifa (Guest) on May 4, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Halimah (Guest) on May 3, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 20, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Safiya (Guest) on April 13, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 12, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 5, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Zulekha (Guest) on March 7, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 22, 2018
😂 This joke just made my day!
Umi (Guest) on February 15, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 12, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 9, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 3, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 2, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 1, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 20, 2018
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Sarafina (Guest) on January 2, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Nashon (Guest) on January 1, 2018
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 23, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Maulid (Guest) on December 20, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Saidi (Guest) on December 18, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Fadhili (Guest) on December 14, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 29, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Mchawi (Guest) on November 24, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 7, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 28, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 12, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 11, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 10, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Mchuma (Guest) on September 8, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Hassan (Guest) on September 5, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 3, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Jamal (Guest) on September 2, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 13, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 10, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 2, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
Zakaria (Guest) on July 26, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 20, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Shani (Guest) on July 7, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 5, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
James Kawawa (Guest) on June 29, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 19, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 4, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 18, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 3, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Hawa (Guest) on May 2, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Kazija (Guest) on April 13, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Zakaria (Guest) on April 10, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 31, 2017
😆 That punchline!
Mwinyi (Guest) on March 20, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 16, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 13, 2017
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 6, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧