Short Answer: Because it had a head start! ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Explanation: The answer plays on the double meaning of "head," as both a part of the cabbage and a term used to describe an advantage at the beginning of a race. By using a pun, the answer creates a light-hearted and humorous tone. The emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the response.
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 11, 2018
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 1, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 24, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Maimuna (Guest) on January 18, 2018
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Umi (Guest) on January 16, 2018
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Masika (Guest) on January 11, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Umi (Guest) on January 8, 2018
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 4, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 22, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 22, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 18, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Halima (Guest) on December 15, 2017
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 10, 2017
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 5, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 26, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 13, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Nuru (Guest) on November 12, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 8, 2017
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Zakia (Guest) on November 1, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Yahya (Guest) on October 31, 2017
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 25, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
John Mushi (Guest) on October 24, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Maimuna (Guest) on October 23, 2017
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 21, 2017
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Nashon (Guest) on October 7, 2017
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Khamis (Guest) on October 7, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 5, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 25, 2017
๐ I needed that laugh!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 25, 2017
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 25, 2017
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 24, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Khatib (Guest) on September 18, 2017
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 18, 2017
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Azima (Guest) on September 12, 2017
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on September 8, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 3, 2017
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 3, 2017
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 20, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 18, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Selemani (Guest) on August 16, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Kassim (Guest) on August 12, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 9, 2017
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 1, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 1, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Saidi (Guest) on July 27, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 25, 2017
๐ Perfect joke!
George Mallya (Guest) on July 17, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Sekela (Guest) on July 13, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 12, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 9, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 8, 2017
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 9, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 6, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Rehema (Guest) on June 2, 2017
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Ahmed (Guest) on May 22, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Mazrui (Guest) on April 28, 2017
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Issack (Guest) on April 26, 2017
๐ That punchline!
Jamal (Guest) on April 24, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 12, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด