Short Answer: Because it wanted to catch the bookworm burglars! 📚🐛👮♂️
Explanation: The book decided to join the police force because it had heard that there were mischievous bookworm burglars on the loose! It couldn't bear the thought of its fellow books being devoured by these notorious worms, so it bravely took up the badge and vowed to protect its literary companions. With a sense of duty and a dash of humor, this book-turned-officer set out on a mission to catch those wily bookworms and bring them to justice. 📖💪🚓
Majid (Guest) on November 7, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Sharifa (Guest) on November 4, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Rahma (Guest) on October 30, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 29, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Mwalimu (Guest) on October 27, 2017
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 25, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 19, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Shabani (Guest) on October 15, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Selemani (Guest) on October 14, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
John Kamande (Guest) on October 5, 2017
😅 I needed that!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 4, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 29, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Chum (Guest) on September 24, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 7, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 1, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Nassor (Guest) on August 27, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 23, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 12, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 2, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Shamim (Guest) on July 27, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 24, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Amani (Guest) on July 21, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Sarafina (Guest) on July 19, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Nasra (Guest) on June 25, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Zulekha (Guest) on June 17, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Nchi (Guest) on June 16, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Habiba (Guest) on June 4, 2017
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 29, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 16, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Rashid (Guest) on May 13, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 5, 2017
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 4, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 25, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 22, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Athumani (Guest) on April 21, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 19, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Safiya (Guest) on April 9, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 8, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Safiya (Guest) on February 24, 2017
😆 I’m dying over here!
Rabia (Guest) on February 20, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 13, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 10, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 10, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Bahati (Guest) on February 6, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 3, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Umi (Guest) on February 2, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Rahma (Guest) on January 28, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 25, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 16, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 10, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 10, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
James Malima (Guest) on January 9, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 9, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Zakaria (Guest) on January 7, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 30, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Mohamed (Guest) on December 26, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 22, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Chum (Guest) on December 22, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Sekela (Guest) on December 22, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 18, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻