George Wanjala (Guest) on January 18, 2018

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Yusuf (Guest) on January 16, 2018

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Nahida (Guest) on January 10, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 10, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 2, 2018

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 1, 2018

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 31, 2017

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 29, 2017

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 2, 2017

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Baridi (Guest) on November 30, 2017

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Tambwe (Guest) on November 22, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 17, 2017

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 14, 2017

😆 Saving this one!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 13, 2017

🤣 This one got me good!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 11, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Abubakar (Guest) on November 8, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 8, 2017

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Masika (Guest) on October 30, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 5, 2017

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 3, 2017

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Jamal (Guest) on October 2, 2017

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 27, 2017

😆 This one really got me!

Chiku (Guest) on September 26, 2017

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Hekima (Guest) on September 17, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Muslima (Guest) on September 10, 2017

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Neema (Guest) on September 3, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Ali (Guest) on September 2, 2017

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 30, 2017

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 26, 2017

😂 Sharing right away!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 24, 2017

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Baridi (Guest) on August 20, 2017

😄 Nailed it!

Maneno (Guest) on August 9, 2017

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 21, 2017

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Rehema (Guest) on July 8, 2017

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 2, 2017

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Shamsa (Guest) on June 27, 2017

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Nassar (Guest) on June 26, 2017

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

John Mushi (Guest) on June 23, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 19, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Abubakar (Guest) on June 14, 2017

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Abubakar (Guest) on May 31, 2017

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 31, 2017

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 20, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 16, 2017

😅 I needed that!

Abdullah (Guest) on May 13, 2017

😄 What a joke!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 12, 2017

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Rabia (Guest) on April 28, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 27, 2017

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Bahati (Guest) on April 22, 2017

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Mtumwa (Guest) on April 20, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Athumani (Guest) on April 18, 2017

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Jamal (Guest) on April 18, 2017

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 9, 2017

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 8, 2017

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 7, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 6, 2017

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 27, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Mohamed (Guest) on March 22, 2017

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 3, 2017

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Fadhili (Guest) on February 28, 2017

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯