The Chatty Carnation! 💬🌸 It just can't stop petal-ing! 🌼😄
Explanation: The Chatty Carnation represents a funny and playful answer to the question. By personifying the flower and giving it a talkative nature, we create an amusing image of a flower that can't help but babble away. The use of the emoji adds to the lightheartedness and cheerfulness of the response.
Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 30, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 28, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Zakia (Guest) on December 18, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 17, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 2, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Khadija (Guest) on November 18, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 8, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Biashara (Guest) on November 8, 2017
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 7, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 3, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 1, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 28, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Halima (Guest) on October 28, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 23, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 10, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 29, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 27, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Bakari (Guest) on September 23, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 15, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Abdillah (Guest) on September 13, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 13, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 11, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 31, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 23, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 17, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 6, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 4, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Kheri (Guest) on August 2, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 8, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 6, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 3, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Amir (Guest) on June 23, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Amir (Guest) on June 23, 2017
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Mazrui (Guest) on June 11, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 9, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Baridi (Guest) on May 29, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Shukuru (Guest) on May 29, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Ahmed (Guest) on May 28, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 25, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 25, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 23, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 10, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 3, 2017
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Rashid (Guest) on April 29, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 23, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Bakari (Guest) on April 13, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Mtumwa (Guest) on April 12, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Khamis (Guest) on April 11, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 6, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Saidi (Guest) on March 17, 2017
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 14, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 13, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Safiya (Guest) on March 3, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 3, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 2, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 27, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 25, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Chum (Guest) on February 24, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Safiya (Guest) on February 23, 2017
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!