The Chatty Carnation! ๐ฌ๐ธ It just can't stop petal-ing! ๐ผ๐
Explanation: The Chatty Carnation represents a funny and playful answer to the question. By personifying the flower and giving it a talkative nature, we create an amusing image of a flower that can't help but babble away. The use of the emoji adds to the lightheartedness and cheerfulness of the response.
Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 30, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 28, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Zakia (Guest) on December 18, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 17, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 2, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Khadija (Guest) on November 18, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 8, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Biashara (Guest) on November 8, 2017
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 7, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 3, 2017
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 1, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 28, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Halima (Guest) on October 28, 2017
๐ Added to my favorites!
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 23, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 10, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 29, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 27, 2017
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Bakari (Guest) on September 23, 2017
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 15, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Abdillah (Guest) on September 13, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 13, 2017
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 11, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 31, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 23, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 17, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 6, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 4, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Kheri (Guest) on August 2, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 8, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 6, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 3, 2017
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Amir (Guest) on June 23, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Amir (Guest) on June 23, 2017
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Mazrui (Guest) on June 11, 2017
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 9, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Baridi (Guest) on May 29, 2017
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Shukuru (Guest) on May 29, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Ahmed (Guest) on May 28, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 25, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 25, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 23, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 10, 2017
๐ Totally hilarious!
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 3, 2017
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Rashid (Guest) on April 29, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 23, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Bakari (Guest) on April 13, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Mtumwa (Guest) on April 12, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Khamis (Guest) on April 11, 2017
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 6, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Saidi (Guest) on March 17, 2017
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 14, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 13, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Safiya (Guest) on March 3, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 3, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 2, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 27, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 25, 2017
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Chum (Guest) on February 24, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Safiya (Guest) on February 23, 2017
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!