A tornado's favorite game to play is... Twister! 🌪️🌪️🌪️
Explanation: Twister is a well-known game where players have to twist and contort their bodies to match the colors on a mat. Since tornadoes are notorious for twisting and turning, it's only fitting that their favorite game would be Twister! Plus, it adds a humorous twist (pun intended!) to the concept of a tornado playing a game. The tornado emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the answer. 🌪️😄
Josephine (Guest) on February 16, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Sultan (Guest) on January 25, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 24, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 17, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 16, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 15, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 14, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 30, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 22, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 18, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 11, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 5, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 4, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Abdullah (Guest) on October 21, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Shamsa (Guest) on October 14, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Ann Awino (Guest) on October 10, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 10, 2017
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
George Mallya (Guest) on October 5, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 4, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 27, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 24, 2017
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 23, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Chum (Guest) on September 15, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Halima (Guest) on September 14, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Hawa (Guest) on September 5, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 24, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 23, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 21, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 20, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Mzee (Guest) on August 17, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
George Tenga (Guest) on August 16, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 6, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 5, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Furaha (Guest) on July 27, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 25, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 24, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 14, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 7, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 7, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 1, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 30, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 25, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 23, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 18, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 15, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 10, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Athumani (Guest) on June 3, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Yahya (Guest) on May 31, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 26, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 26, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 22, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Omari (Guest) on May 20, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 13, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Mhina (Guest) on May 13, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 10, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 5, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 3, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Masika (Guest) on April 28, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴