A bat's favorite pastime? Hanging out! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: Bats are known for their unique ability to hang upside down, so their favorite pastime would naturally involve hanging around. The pun on "hanging out" adds a humorous twist, making the answer funny and light-hearted. The bat emoji further emphasizes the playful nature of the response.
Faiza (Guest) on March 22, 2018
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Halima (Guest) on March 14, 2018
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 13, 2018
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 8, 2018
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 6, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 3, 2018
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
George Wanjala (Guest) on February 28, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 19, 2018
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Hamida (Guest) on February 15, 2018
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 14, 2018
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 5, 2018
๐ Bookmarking this!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 4, 2018
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Maida (Guest) on January 31, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 29, 2018
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 27, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 25, 2018
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Yusuf (Guest) on January 18, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Nassar (Guest) on January 14, 2018
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Mohamed (Guest) on January 4, 2018
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Khalifa (Guest) on January 2, 2018
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Safiya (Guest) on December 17, 2017
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 14, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Masika (Guest) on December 8, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Maulid (Guest) on December 6, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 22, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Baraka (Guest) on November 20, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 19, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 17, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 4, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 1, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
George Mallya (Guest) on October 26, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 22, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Wande (Guest) on October 13, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Fikiri (Guest) on October 12, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 6, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 29, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Zakia (Guest) on September 22, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 22, 2017
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Kheri (Guest) on September 19, 2017
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 16, 2017
๐ Too good!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 15, 2017
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Fadhila (Guest) on September 8, 2017
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 4, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 29, 2017
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Habiba (Guest) on August 25, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 25, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Furaha (Guest) on August 24, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 10, 2017
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 6, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Daudi (Guest) on July 28, 2017
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 28, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Zakia (Guest) on July 23, 2017
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 19, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 15, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Warda (Guest) on July 12, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 5, 2017
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Yahya (Guest) on June 30, 2017
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 29, 2017
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 25, 2017
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
John Lissu (Guest) on June 25, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ