Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃♀️
A: A nose! 👃
Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄
What runs but never walks?
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I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Tambwe (Guest) on January 31, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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😄 You got me good!
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Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 27, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Mwachumu (Guest) on December 14, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Mwinyi (Guest) on December 1, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 28, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 26, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Makame (Guest) on November 17, 2017
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Kiza (Guest) on November 15, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 7, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 1, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 9, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Grace Minja (Guest) on October 7, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Umi (Guest) on October 5, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
James Kimani (Guest) on September 1, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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😅 I needed that!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 1, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 20, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 20, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Tambwe (Guest) on August 13, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
James Kimani (Guest) on August 11, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
John Malisa (Guest) on August 4, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 28, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
George Mallya (Guest) on July 17, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
John Lissu (Guest) on June 18, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 12, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Zakia (Guest) on May 30, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Halima (Guest) on May 23, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Yusuf (Guest) on May 21, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Khatib (Guest) on May 14, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Rukia (Guest) on May 14, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 5, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Selemani (Guest) on April 28, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 17, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 12, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 10, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️