Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner?
A: A vegetable table! 🥕🥦🍆
Explanation: The funny answer to this riddle is a "vegetable table," as it combines the concept of a dining table with vegetables. It's a playful twist on the idea of having a table made entirely out of veggies, which would make for a very interesting and healthy dinner setup! So, grab your carrots, broccoli, and eggplants, and let's dine in style on our veggie table! 🥕🥦🍆
Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 10, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 7, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 2, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 2, 2018
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Salima (Guest) on January 1, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Safiya (Guest) on December 19, 2017
😄 You got me!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 14, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
David Nyerere (Guest) on November 30, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 25, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
John Malisa (Guest) on November 24, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 23, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 21, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Shabani (Guest) on November 6, 2017
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 5, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Furaha (Guest) on November 5, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Grace Minja (Guest) on October 14, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 13, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 10, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Arifa (Guest) on October 5, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Chum (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 30, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 27, 2017
😄 Too good!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 22, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 9, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Irene Makena (Guest) on September 8, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Nassor (Guest) on September 1, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 30, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 23, 2017
😂 So funny!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 22, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Hassan (Guest) on August 22, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 3, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 1, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 20, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Nyota (Guest) on July 8, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 6, 2017
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 30, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 29, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Halima (Guest) on June 23, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Mjaka (Guest) on June 6, 2017
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Omari (Guest) on June 4, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 28, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Nassor (Guest) on May 18, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
James Mduma (Guest) on May 17, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
James Malima (Guest) on May 13, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Ramadhan (Guest) on May 13, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Wande (Guest) on May 12, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Raha (Guest) on April 28, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 14, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 14, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 14, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 11, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 10, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
John Lissu (Guest) on April 6, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
John Lissu (Guest) on April 5, 2017
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 3, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 30, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 27, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Hawa (Guest) on March 26, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 19, 2017
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 18, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆