Answer: Shamp-boo! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Explanation: Ghosts use shamp-boo, a spooky shampoo made especially for spectral strands! Since they don't have physical bodies, they don't need regular shampoo like us humans do. Instead, they rely on the magically ghostly powers of shamp-boo to keep their ghostly locks looking fabulous. It's a hair-raising and boo-tiful way to stay clean! ๐ป๐โโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 10, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Wande (Guest) on October 22, 2017
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on October 21, 2017
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Binti (Guest) on October 12, 2017
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Hassan (Guest) on October 5, 2017
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Nahida (Guest) on September 28, 2017
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 24, 2017
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 19, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 15, 2017
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Khalifa (Guest) on September 12, 2017
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 12, 2017
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 11, 2017
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 29, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Nashon (Guest) on August 28, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Wande (Guest) on August 27, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 25, 2017
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 12, 2017
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 10, 2017
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Umi (Guest) on August 9, 2017
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 9, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 7, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Raha (Guest) on August 7, 2017
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 29, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Omar (Guest) on July 24, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Rabia (Guest) on July 19, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Majid (Guest) on July 18, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Hashim (Guest) on July 18, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 14, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 12, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 11, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Mariam (Guest) on June 24, 2017
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 20, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 31, 2017
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Jaffar (Guest) on May 29, 2017
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 20, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 10, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 7, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 30, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 29, 2017
๐ This made my day!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 24, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 6, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 5, 2017
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Mashaka (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on March 13, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Kheri (Guest) on March 8, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 4, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 28, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Raha (Guest) on February 22, 2017
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Leila (Guest) on February 20, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 9, 2017
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 8, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Bakari (Guest) on February 3, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 28, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Salima (Guest) on January 16, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Ndoto (Guest) on December 17, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Shani (Guest) on December 6, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Zawadi (Guest) on December 4, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ