What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 1, 2018

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 19, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

David Chacha (Guest) on February 19, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 14, 2018

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Rubea (Guest) on February 8, 2018

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Masika (Guest) on February 5, 2018

😂 Sharing right away!

Aziza (Guest) on February 5, 2018

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Abdillah (Guest) on February 2, 2018

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Mhina (Guest) on February 1, 2018

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 18, 2018

😂 I’m saving this one!

Azima (Guest) on January 15, 2018

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 12, 2018

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 27, 2017

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 23, 2017

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 21, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 17, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 15, 2017

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 13, 2017

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 10, 2017

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Nchi (Guest) on December 9, 2017

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Zuhura (Guest) on November 28, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

James Mduma (Guest) on November 16, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Zubeida (Guest) on November 10, 2017

🤣 Sending this now!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 2, 2017

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Furaha (Guest) on October 27, 2017

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Neema (Guest) on October 20, 2017

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 10, 2017

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 5, 2017

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

John Kamande (Guest) on October 1, 2017

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 28, 2017

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 24, 2017

😁 This just made my day!

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 15, 2017

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 14, 2017

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 9, 2017

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 7, 2017

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 4, 2017

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Rubea (Guest) on September 2, 2017

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 19, 2017

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

George Mallya (Guest) on August 12, 2017

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Ndoto (Guest) on August 7, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 1, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Mariam (Guest) on July 25, 2017

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Khalifa (Guest) on July 24, 2017

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 22, 2017

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Mwakisu (Guest) on July 21, 2017

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 15, 2017

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 10, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 29, 2017

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 28, 2017

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 17, 2017

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Fadhili (Guest) on June 7, 2017

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 2, 2017

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 29, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 24, 2017

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Saidi (Guest) on May 19, 2017

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Mzee (Guest) on May 14, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 9, 2017

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 9, 2017

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

James Kimani (Guest) on May 8, 2017

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 4, 2017

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂