Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day
Life can sometimes feel like an endless rollercoaster of deadlines, responsibilities, and adulting. But fear not, my friends, for there is a magical potion that can brighten even the gloomiest of days: laughter! So, hold on to your funny bones as we dive into a realm of hilarity with these rib-tickling jokes that will keep you laughing all day long. Get ready to crack up!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Oh, those corny scarecrows, always reaping what they sow and leaving us in stitches.
Two muffins were sitting in the oven. One said, "Wow, it's getting hot in here!" The other replied, "Oh my crumbs, a talking muffin!" Who knew baked goods had such a sparkling sense of humor?
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change and became a comedian. Now, I'm rolling in the dough - both figuratively and literally!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! It seems even in the afterlife, bones have a knack for bone-headed jokes.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's "R," but it's the "C" they love! Ahoy, matey, those pirates certainly know how to have a good laugh!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. As it turns out, she misheard me and thought I said "embrace her miss steaks." Now we're just laughing and grilling up some steaks!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Ah, those tiny particles have quite the sense of humor, don't they? They're always up to something.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! Sometimes food jokes just noodle their way into our hearts and make us burst out laughing.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems! Poor math book, always calculating how to make us giggle.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Who knew that chilling creatures could bring such warmth to our humor?
Remember, my friends, laughter is the best medicine for a weary soul. So, keep these jokes in your back pocket, ready to whip out when life throws you lemons. With these hilarious one-liners by your side, you'll be unstoppable in your quest to spread joy and laughter. So, go forth and crack up the world, one joke at a time!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 14, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 30, 2018
🤣 Sending this now!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 27, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 26, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 16, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 16, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 27, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Neema (Guest) on February 25, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Rubea (Guest) on February 24, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 19, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 22, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 18, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
John Kamande (Guest) on January 9, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Jafari (Guest) on December 18, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 17, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 7, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Daudi (Guest) on November 30, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Athumani (Guest) on November 25, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Makame (Guest) on November 23, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 22, 2017
😂 Sharing right away!
Hassan (Guest) on November 13, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Issack (Guest) on November 6, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 30, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Umi (Guest) on October 25, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
David Nyerere (Guest) on October 19, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 9, 2017
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 9, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Josephine (Guest) on September 30, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 28, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Omar (Guest) on September 23, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Shani (Guest) on September 16, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
George Mallya (Guest) on September 15, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 15, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 12, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Mchuma (Guest) on September 8, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 6, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Makame (Guest) on August 30, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 21, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Tabu (Guest) on August 16, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 16, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 9, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Mohamed (Guest) on July 28, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Nchi (Guest) on July 20, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 19, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 14, 2017
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 13, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Chum (Guest) on July 12, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
John Malisa (Guest) on July 8, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 7, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
Hashim (Guest) on July 3, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 28, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 20, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 20, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 16, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 16, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 9, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Mwakisu (Guest) on June 8, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Sofia (Guest) on June 6, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 26, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Ahmed (Guest) on May 21, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️