Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!
Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. 🃏🏴☠️
Josephine (Guest) on November 30, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 30, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 29, 2018
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Abdullah (Guest) on November 26, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 15, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Halima (Guest) on November 11, 2018
😂 Can't stop laughing!
John Malisa (Guest) on November 8, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Shamim (Guest) on October 24, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Mchuma (Guest) on October 19, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 9, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Hashim (Guest) on October 5, 2018
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 3, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 29, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Daudi (Guest) on September 29, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Umi (Guest) on September 22, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Bakari (Guest) on September 19, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 6, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Rubea (Guest) on August 31, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Arifa (Guest) on August 30, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Ali (Guest) on August 29, 2018
😄 You got me good!
Tambwe (Guest) on August 25, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Tabu (Guest) on August 25, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Raha (Guest) on August 11, 2018
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 6, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Baraka (Guest) on August 1, 2018
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 24, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 19, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
James Kimani (Guest) on July 12, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
John Malisa (Guest) on July 12, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Abdullah (Guest) on July 11, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 6, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 4, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Mwajabu (Guest) on June 29, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 21, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 18, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 11, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 9, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 9, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Zakaria (Guest) on June 3, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Fatuma (Guest) on June 1, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Mwagonda (Guest) on May 27, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 25, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 22, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 19, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 19, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 15, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Ali (Guest) on May 5, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
David Chacha (Guest) on April 24, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 19, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 4, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 31, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Nchi (Guest) on March 30, 2018
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Zakaria (Guest) on March 29, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Zakia (Guest) on March 19, 2018
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 15, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 20, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 20, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Husna (Guest) on January 31, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Khalifa (Guest) on January 19, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Khalifa (Guest) on January 19, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨