Short Answer: Because you don't want to press your luck! ๐
Explanation: Ironing a four leaf clover might flatten it and take away its charm. Since finding a four leaf clover is considered lucky, you wouldn't want to risk losing its magical powers by ironing it. So, it's best to leave the ironing board for your clothes and keep your four leaf clovers untouched for good luck! ๐๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 19, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Amina (Guest) on October 19, 2018
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 26, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Shabani (Guest) on September 20, 2018
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Yusuf (Guest) on September 19, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 16, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
John Mushi (Guest) on September 13, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Maida (Guest) on September 12, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Faiza (Guest) on September 2, 2018
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 17, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Mchuma (Guest) on August 14, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
George Tenga (Guest) on August 11, 2018
๐ That punchline was epic!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 11, 2018
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Nassor (Guest) on August 8, 2018
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 7, 2018
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Rabia (Guest) on August 6, 2018
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 3, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 31, 2018
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 28, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 25, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 13, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 9, 2018
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 29, 2018
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Nassor (Guest) on June 27, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 15, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 7, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Amina (Guest) on June 6, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Rahma (Guest) on June 2, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 29, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Jafari (Guest) on May 28, 2018
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Tabu (Guest) on May 27, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Maimuna (Guest) on May 6, 2018
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 3, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 2, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 30, 2018
๐ Nailed it!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 26, 2018
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Jamila (Guest) on April 20, 2018
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 7, 2018
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 6, 2018
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
James Malima (Guest) on April 3, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 28, 2018
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 17, 2018
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 16, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 11, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Rahim (Guest) on March 9, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Sharifa (Guest) on March 6, 2018
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 4, 2018
๐ This is gold!
Abubakar (Guest) on March 2, 2018
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 25, 2018
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Rabia (Guest) on February 16, 2018
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Furaha (Guest) on February 3, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 28, 2018
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on January 26, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 25, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Rashid (Guest) on January 23, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 21, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Abdullah (Guest) on January 20, 2018
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 30, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Irene Makena (Guest) on December 16, 2017
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 13, 2017
๐ So funny!