Short Answer: Because penguins have exclusive winter vacation packages to Antarctica! π§βοΈ
Explanation: Birds fly south for the winter because they want to join their fancy feathered friends, the penguins, on an exclusive winter getaway in Antarctica. Penguins are known for throwing the coolest parties on icy dance floors, enjoying the icy slides, and sipping on fishy cocktails. So, our feathered friends don't want to miss out on all the chilly fun! Plus, who can resist a winter vacation when it involves sliding down snowbanks and showing off their impeccable flying skills? So, off they go, flapping their wings joyfully, ready to have a blast with their penguin pals! ππ¦βοΈ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 31, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Binti (Guest) on December 29, 2018
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 22, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Omar (Guest) on December 16, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 15, 2018
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Khadija (Guest) on December 6, 2018
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Halima (Guest) on December 5, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
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I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
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π This is gold!
Fikiri (Guest) on November 10, 2018
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Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 8, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Robert Okello (Guest) on November 7, 2018
π Added to my favorites!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 6, 2018
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 1, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 29, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Abdullah (Guest) on October 15, 2018
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Hashim (Guest) on October 2, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 29, 2018
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Nchi (Guest) on September 29, 2018
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Jabir (Guest) on September 28, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 19, 2018
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 19, 2018
π This is a keeper!
Muslima (Guest) on August 2, 2018
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 17, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 10, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 3, 2018
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Salum (Guest) on July 1, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
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Shani (Guest) on June 10, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
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I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
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Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 30, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Fadhila (Guest) on May 23, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
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Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Mwajuma (Guest) on May 19, 2018
π Iβm dying over here!
Yahya (Guest) on May 18, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 16, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 22, 2018
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Kiza (Guest) on April 17, 2018
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
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I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
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My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
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Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 24, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Shani (Guest) on March 24, 2018
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Juma (Guest) on March 19, 2018
π You got me good!
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My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 8, 2018
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
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This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 4, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Shabani (Guest) on January 25, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 24, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
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When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 19, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 23, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Rabia (Guest) on December 22, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 29, 2017
π€£ Pure genius!
Mgeni (Guest) on November 28, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 21, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Shani (Guest) on November 16, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯