Short Answer: Because it was horsing around too much! ๐ด๐
Explanation: The pony got detention because it couldn't resist its mischievous nature and kept horsing around, probably galloping in the hallways or causing commotion in class. It just couldn't resist the temptation to have some playful fun! But alas, even our adorable pony friend needs to learn the importance of good behavior. So, detention it is! ๐๐พ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on January 1, 2019
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Hashim (Guest) on December 25, 2018
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 19, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Safiya (Guest) on December 18, 2018
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Zainab (Guest) on December 16, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 9, 2018
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 8, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 8, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on December 1, 2018
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 27, 2018
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 26, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 24, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Latifa (Guest) on October 30, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 26, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 16, 2018
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 1, 2018
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Mchawi (Guest) on September 30, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 29, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 23, 2018
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 15, 2018
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Salma (Guest) on August 23, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Omari (Guest) on August 20, 2018
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 19, 2018
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 19, 2018
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 15, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Yahya (Guest) on August 2, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 30, 2018
๐ What a joke!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 28, 2018
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Sultan (Guest) on July 18, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 13, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 11, 2018
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 21, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 10, 2018
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Mwakisu (Guest) on June 2, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 26, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 23, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Mwanais (Guest) on May 23, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Mhina (Guest) on May 17, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Sumaya (Guest) on May 5, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 4, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 25, 2018
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Latifa (Guest) on April 25, 2018
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Nyota (Guest) on April 18, 2018
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Fadhili (Guest) on April 10, 2018
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 9, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Mustafa (Guest) on April 6, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Nashon (Guest) on March 19, 2018
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 6, 2018
๐ This is a keeper!
Rehema (Guest) on March 4, 2018
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Mashaka (Guest) on March 4, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 26, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 25, 2018
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Chiku (Guest) on February 19, 2018
๐ Saving this one!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 12, 2018
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 10, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Nassar (Guest) on February 2, 2018
๐ Still cracking up!
Safiya (Guest) on January 31, 2018
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 24, 2018
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Umi (Guest) on January 20, 2018
๐ Gotta save this!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 13, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด