Which bus crossed the ocean?

James Malima (Guest) on October 29, 2018

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 28, 2018

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Kahina (Guest) on October 17, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 16, 2018

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 15, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 6, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Hassan (Guest) on September 29, 2018

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Sultan (Guest) on September 23, 2018

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 21, 2018

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 10, 2018

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 6, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 26, 2018

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Asha (Guest) on August 19, 2018

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 31, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 28, 2018

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 24, 2018

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 23, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Mzee (Guest) on July 20, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 17, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Shabani (Guest) on July 14, 2018

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Shani (Guest) on July 11, 2018

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Fatuma (Guest) on July 9, 2018

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 9, 2018

😄 Perfect joke!

Maulid (Guest) on July 8, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Grace Minja (Guest) on July 7, 2018

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Sarafina (Guest) on June 29, 2018

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 22, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 2, 2018

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Chiku (Guest) on May 22, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Juma (Guest) on May 11, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 10, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 9, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 3, 2018

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Baridi (Guest) on May 3, 2018

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 28, 2018

😆 That punchline!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 28, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Bahati (Guest) on April 20, 2018

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 18, 2018

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 11, 2018

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 7, 2018

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 3, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Grace Minja (Guest) on April 2, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Jamal (Guest) on April 2, 2018

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 14, 2018

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Jafari (Guest) on March 12, 2018

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 6, 2018

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 1, 2018

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 28, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 1, 2018

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 5, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Zuhura (Guest) on December 23, 2017

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 18, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 13, 2017

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 10, 2017

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mustafa (Guest) on December 3, 2017

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 27, 2017

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 25, 2017

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 22, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 17, 2017

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 16, 2017

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️