Which Budgie owns the cage?

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 9, 2018

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 1, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 31, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 31, 2018

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Hawa (Guest) on July 22, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Fadhili (Guest) on June 22, 2018

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 22, 2018

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 20, 2018

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Shukuru (Guest) on June 19, 2018

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Azima (Guest) on June 10, 2018

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Baraka (Guest) on June 6, 2018

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 3, 2018

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 1, 2018

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Nchi (Guest) on May 14, 2018

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 10, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Fikiri (Guest) on May 6, 2018

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Mgeni (Guest) on April 29, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Baridi (Guest) on April 20, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Binti (Guest) on April 16, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 14, 2018

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 7, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 5, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 20, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Muslima (Guest) on March 5, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 3, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Habiba (Guest) on March 2, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Mjaka (Guest) on February 23, 2018

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Jamal (Guest) on February 5, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Muslima (Guest) on January 25, 2018

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 14, 2018

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 14, 2018

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 14, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Chiku (Guest) on January 13, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 3, 2018

😄 Nailed it!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 31, 2017

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Jabir (Guest) on December 21, 2017

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Zawadi (Guest) on December 15, 2017

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 30, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Kheri (Guest) on November 29, 2017

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

George Tenga (Guest) on November 28, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 26, 2017

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 23, 2017

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 17, 2017

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Shabani (Guest) on November 15, 2017

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 12, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 7, 2017

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Salima (Guest) on October 31, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 27, 2017

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 23, 2017

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 21, 2017

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Muslima (Guest) on October 15, 2017

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 14, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 11, 2017

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 3, 2017

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

George Tenga (Guest) on September 29, 2017

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 23, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

Amir (Guest) on September 19, 2017

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 9, 2017

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 9, 2017

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Amani (Guest) on September 7, 2017

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳