Omari (Guest) on April 7, 2019

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 6, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 30, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Jaffar (Guest) on March 29, 2019

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 28, 2019

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 6, 2019

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 25, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 20, 2019

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 11, 2019

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Hawa (Guest) on February 6, 2019

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 24, 2019

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 23, 2019

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Anna Malela (Guest) on January 15, 2019

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Selemani (Guest) on December 30, 2018

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Sofia (Guest) on December 26, 2018

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 11, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 11, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Fadhila (Guest) on December 5, 2018

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 4, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 2, 2018

😆 That punchline!

Hamida (Guest) on December 2, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Jaffar (Guest) on December 2, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 25, 2018

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Aziza (Guest) on November 20, 2018

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Safiya (Guest) on November 20, 2018

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 30, 2018

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 19, 2018

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 8, 2018

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 7, 2018

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 5, 2018

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Shabani (Guest) on September 9, 2018

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

George Wanjala (Guest) on September 6, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Rukia (Guest) on August 24, 2018

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 21, 2018

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 16, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 6, 2018

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 4, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Leila (Guest) on August 3, 2018

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 3, 2018

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Furaha (Guest) on July 24, 2018

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 24, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 15, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 10, 2018

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Khadija (Guest) on July 7, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Shukuru (Guest) on July 6, 2018

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 5, 2018

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 4, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Furaha (Guest) on June 17, 2018

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 13, 2018

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Makame (Guest) on June 8, 2018

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 6, 2018

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 4, 2018

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 3, 2018

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 29, 2018

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 24, 2018

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 22, 2018

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Biashara (Guest) on May 18, 2018

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 17, 2018

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 4, 2018

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Abubakar (Guest) on May 2, 2018

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️