Question: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโs Day?
Answer: Cauliflower! ๐ผ๐ฅฆ
Explanation: You definitely don't want to receive cauliflower on Valentine's Day because, well, it's not exactly the most romantic flower! While flowers like roses and tulips are traditional symbols of love and affection, receiving a bouquet of cauliflower would be quite unexpected and possibly confusing. Plus, who wants a bouquet of vegetables when they're expecting a beautiful arrangement of colorful blooms? ๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 17, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nashon (Guest) on March 18, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 6, 2019
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Biashara (Guest) on February 2, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 28, 2019
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Saidi (Guest) on January 18, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 11, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 31, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 30, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 24, 2018
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on December 19, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
George Wanjala (Guest) on December 13, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 9, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Yahya (Guest) on November 26, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Maida (Guest) on November 5, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 3, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Mariam (Guest) on November 3, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 2, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Sharifa (Guest) on October 30, 2018
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Zakia (Guest) on October 26, 2018
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 24, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 24, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Salima (Guest) on October 18, 2018
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 13, 2018
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Rashid (Guest) on October 12, 2018
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Shukuru (Guest) on October 7, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 7, 2018
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 1, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Safiya (Guest) on September 19, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 9, 2018
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 9, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Khalifa (Guest) on August 8, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 2, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Ahmed (Guest) on July 29, 2018
๐ Instant mood boost!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 22, 2018
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Jaffar (Guest) on July 12, 2018
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Kiza (Guest) on July 12, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Maida (Guest) on July 8, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Kiza (Guest) on July 7, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 30, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Jafari (Guest) on June 18, 2018
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Azima (Guest) on June 16, 2018
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 14, 2018
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 10, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 8, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 7, 2018
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 7, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 17, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 15, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 18, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 16, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nuru (Guest) on April 13, 2018
๐ What a joke!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 12, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Salum (Guest) on April 3, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 29, 2018
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 26, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 25, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Sultan (Guest) on March 19, 2018
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 15, 2018
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 13, 2018
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ