Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop!
Explanation: π₯π· In this funny riddle, the answer plays on the word "chop." Normally, a pork chop is a cut of meat from a pig. But in this case, we're imagining a pig that practices karate, so we humorously reinterpret the term "pork chop" as a karate-kicking pig. π½π₯ It's a playful twist that combines the pig's nature with a martial arts reference, resulting in a lighthearted and amusing response.
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If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
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π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 3, 2019
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Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 3, 2018
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Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 4, 2018
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Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 11, 2018
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Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 21, 2018
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Shukuru (Guest) on March 16, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯