What do witches order at hotels? Broom service! 🧹✨
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the idea of witches and their association with brooms. Instead of the usual room service, witches would humorously request "broom service" since brooms are often depicted as their mode of transportation. It adds a touch of whimsy and magic to the traditional hotel service, making for a playful and creative response. The broom emoji and sparkle emoji further enhance the magical atmosphere.
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 13, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Khalifa (Guest) on November 9, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 6, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 3, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 12, 2018
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 8, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Mjaka (Guest) on October 8, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 6, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Issack (Guest) on October 3, 2018
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Neema (Guest) on September 27, 2018
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Kazija (Guest) on September 27, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Masika (Guest) on September 24, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Halimah (Guest) on September 14, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 5, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Wande (Guest) on September 2, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Azima (Guest) on August 26, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 22, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Nassar (Guest) on August 20, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 15, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 14, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
David Sokoine (Guest) on August 10, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Zawadi (Guest) on August 9, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Mchawi (Guest) on August 9, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 4, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 2, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 31, 2018
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Raha (Guest) on July 31, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 25, 2018
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Nasra (Guest) on July 21, 2018
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Josephine (Guest) on July 15, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Josephine (Guest) on July 8, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
James Kawawa (Guest) on July 1, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 26, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Leila (Guest) on June 23, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
James Mduma (Guest) on June 20, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
Aziza (Guest) on June 20, 2018
😄 Too good!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 17, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 8, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Hashim (Guest) on June 1, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 24, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 24, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 18, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 9, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 5, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 4, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Masika (Guest) on April 16, 2018
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 14, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 9, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Aziza (Guest) on April 7, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Baraka (Guest) on April 3, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
Mtumwa (Guest) on April 1, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Robert Okello (Guest) on March 31, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 29, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 29, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Hassan (Guest) on March 29, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Mjaka (Guest) on March 24, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Azima (Guest) on March 22, 2018
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Bahati (Guest) on March 16, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Hamida (Guest) on March 14, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 11, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿