What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?

Halima (Guest) on December 16, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 10, 2018

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Josephine (Guest) on December 8, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 5, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Khatib (Guest) on November 27, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Nchi (Guest) on November 21, 2018

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 17, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 9, 2018

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 8, 2018

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Furaha (Guest) on October 22, 2018

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Latifa (Guest) on October 13, 2018

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 12, 2018

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 5, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 2, 2018

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Zakaria (Guest) on September 29, 2018

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 27, 2018

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Jafari (Guest) on September 15, 2018

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 15, 2018

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Amir (Guest) on September 11, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Shani (Guest) on August 23, 2018

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Nassor (Guest) on August 22, 2018

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Nassor (Guest) on July 25, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 4, 2018

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 30, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Hawa (Guest) on June 24, 2018

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 18, 2018

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 5, 2018

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 5, 2018

🤣 Pure genius!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 30, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 29, 2018

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

George Tenga (Guest) on April 27, 2018

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Asha (Guest) on April 22, 2018

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 16, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 12, 2018

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 11, 2018

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 9, 2018

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 6, 2018

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Maimuna (Guest) on March 31, 2018

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 29, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 23, 2018

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 21, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Saidi (Guest) on March 21, 2018

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 6, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Maulid (Guest) on March 4, 2018

😂 This is a keeper!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 1, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 22, 2018

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 21, 2018

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 20, 2018

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Amir (Guest) on February 20, 2018

😁 This made my day!

Sekela (Guest) on February 10, 2018

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Salum (Guest) on January 31, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Abubakar (Guest) on January 23, 2018

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 22, 2018

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 18, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Rahim (Guest) on January 18, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 15, 2018

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 8, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Shabani (Guest) on January 6, 2018

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 26, 2017

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Kiza (Guest) on December 14, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨