Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 29, 2019

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Issack (Guest) on January 27, 2019

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Ndoto (Guest) on January 22, 2019

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 17, 2019

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 13, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 8, 2019

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Omar (Guest) on January 7, 2019

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 28, 2018

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mwajabu (Guest) on December 25, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Sarafina (Guest) on December 24, 2018

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 22, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 22, 2018

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

James Kimani (Guest) on December 18, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 6, 2018

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Sofia (Guest) on December 3, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 20, 2018

😁 This is gold!

Maulid (Guest) on November 14, 2018

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 11, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Hashim (Guest) on November 7, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Rahma (Guest) on November 1, 2018

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Daudi (Guest) on October 27, 2018

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on October 19, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 11, 2018

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 10, 2018

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 9, 2018

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Rahim (Guest) on September 29, 2018

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Mchuma (Guest) on September 28, 2018

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Fatuma (Guest) on September 21, 2018

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 17, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 12, 2018

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 11, 2018

😁 Added to my favorites!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 2, 2018

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 1, 2018

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Yusuf (Guest) on July 27, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Biashara (Guest) on July 9, 2018

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Biashara (Guest) on June 25, 2018

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Zulekha (Guest) on June 16, 2018

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

David Chacha (Guest) on June 15, 2018

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Jamila (Guest) on June 11, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 1, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 1, 2018

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 31, 2018

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Kazija (Guest) on May 26, 2018

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Chiku (Guest) on May 25, 2018

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 14, 2018

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 11, 2018

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 2, 2018

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 1, 2018

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 23, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Amani (Guest) on April 23, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 20, 2018

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

George Tenga (Guest) on April 18, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Frank Macha (Guest) on April 11, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Husna (Guest) on April 2, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 24, 2018

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 23, 2018

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 17, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 9, 2018

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 3, 2018

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Omari (Guest) on February 28, 2018

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣