What did the dinner plate say to the cup?

Mohamed (Guest) on November 7, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 7, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Mustafa (Guest) on November 6, 2018

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

David Chacha (Guest) on November 6, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 5, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 4, 2018

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Binti (Guest) on November 3, 2018

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Neema (Guest) on November 3, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Umi (Guest) on November 3, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 30, 2018

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

John Lissu (Guest) on October 29, 2018

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Nassor (Guest) on October 28, 2018

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 10, 2018

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Mwalimu (Guest) on October 10, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 2, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 2, 2018

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 29, 2018

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 29, 2018

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 27, 2018

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 27, 2018

😁 Added to my favorites!

Tabu (Guest) on September 26, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Hassan (Guest) on September 21, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Shamim (Guest) on September 15, 2018

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 14, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Sultan (Guest) on September 12, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 11, 2018

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 29, 2018

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Saidi (Guest) on August 22, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 22, 2018

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 16, 2018

😆 This one really got me!

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 8, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 18, 2018

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Maimuna (Guest) on July 17, 2018

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Zainab (Guest) on June 30, 2018

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Shani (Guest) on June 29, 2018

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 23, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Biashara (Guest) on June 21, 2018

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Ali (Guest) on June 17, 2018

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 16, 2018

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 14, 2018

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Rashid (Guest) on June 8, 2018

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Yusuf (Guest) on May 30, 2018

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Arifa (Guest) on May 26, 2018

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 19, 2018

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 6, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 6, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Asha (Guest) on May 1, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

James Mduma (Guest) on April 30, 2018

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Jabir (Guest) on April 27, 2018

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 22, 2018

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

David Nyerere (Guest) on April 16, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 6, 2018

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 27, 2018

🤣 This one’s fire!

Mjaka (Guest) on March 4, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 22, 2018

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 20, 2018

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 19, 2018

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 16, 2018

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Fadhili (Guest) on February 11, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 5, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤