The turkey, because it knows how to make everyone go "gobble, gobble"! 🦃👃
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "smells" as both a pleasant aroma and a clever play on words. By suggesting that the turkey smells the best, it adds a humorous twist since turkeys are typically the star of the Thanksgiving feast. The use of the turkey emoji and the phrase "gobble, gobble" further emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted tone.
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Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 23, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 5, 2020
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Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 3, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Shabani (Guest) on December 30, 2019
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 23, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 22, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 9, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Hawa (Guest) on December 3, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 27, 2019
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 26, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 23, 2019
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Baridi (Guest) on November 13, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Mariam (Guest) on October 28, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Ahmed (Guest) on October 13, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 10, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 10, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Grace Minja (Guest) on October 2, 2019
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 6, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Shamim (Guest) on September 4, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 21, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 30, 2019
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
David Chacha (Guest) on July 20, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Rahma (Guest) on July 15, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Abdillah (Guest) on July 10, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 19, 2019
😁 This is gold!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 12, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 10, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 10, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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😆 Still cracking up!
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They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Yusra (Guest) on March 28, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 22, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂