What lights up a stadium? 🤔
A team of firefly cheerleaders! ✨🔥🎉
Explanation:
In this playful response, the answer suggests that it's not the conventional stadium lights that illuminate the stadium, but rather a group of fireflies who serve as the cheerleaders for the event. This adds a humorous twist by imagining tiny insects performing elaborate routines to provide light, creating a whimsical and amusing image. The combination of the fireflies, their natural glow, and the cheerleading concept adds an element of fun and surprise to the answer.
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